Linds World

Simmer the Fuck Down Sir's!Shit.

2007-07-21T18:18:00.000-07:00

Ok...first...when did this blog turn into silly man fights?? I guess i pretty much asked for it.OH WELL! Keep it up!!!! ; )

2nd...Fuck you back trueblue!Chargers are the best team on the planet!

So i recently came across a msg. on my TRIG site and it was pretty much someone from my ebs blog bitchin about me not posting my daily blog yet!That little fucker.Well...I immediatly stopped everything i was doing and began this blog! I didnt want him to get his little panties in a bunch like someones else does on here..........................Not gunna name names..starts with a P and ends with a Kabar.....

Anywho.Today was a looooong day.Hence why i havent posted my blog sooner.Its started early and has yet to end.Wont go into details b/c frankly...it was not an exciting day.

Now...B.c i have had such a shit day cuntfucks.hehe ; ) I am going to make this blog short.

FIRST....THE CHARGERS KICK SOOOO MUCH ASS (eze is right..doesnt matter how many super bowls they have won.its just that they are simply amazing at what they do)

So bugger off!

But hey...To each his own.We all have are little favorite teams...Its just...some of us dont know how to pick the right teams.Right team..The Chargers..Wrong Team= yours. See... simple.

; )

Also to those of you who continued my lovely story..Great work!You should all be writers,poets,picture book drawers *gazes off as if in a dream land..sighs..*

yeah...so i just watched Blood Dimonds like i was recommended to ; )
See..i follow through. It kicked much ass!If you havent scene it..Do it! Watch the movie.Its for your own good loves.

What else...OH.Pumpkin...K-bar..No.You may not have any candy.Only charger fans get candy.Oh..and kiss asses..

Iromagaja i cant believe your punkass wont tell me what Mulligans is.However...some people (Mr.Trump) are kind enough to inform me that i was correct.It is a beer.asshole.

ha.

Well huns..i am sorry to cut this short.But not all my blogs can be crazy long.Promise the next one will be longer and better.

Nighty Night Fuckers.

XX
Linds Check out TRIG!

Sharp cheese!

2007-07-20T11:45:00.000-07:00

You know what i enjoy?? A good ole European fashioned snack of delicious fruits,a variety of sharp cheeses,and a nice glass of aged wine.mmmm mmmm. I also very much enjoy cereal.... Anything with monsters or cartoons on the box.

Why did i tell you these random little facts? B/C again...i fucking wanted to you re-cock-ulous cuntfucking cockfaces!

SO..last night..The show went well.....but the band DEAD SEXY (again..shameless promotion..Check em out on MYSPACE or TRIG-look for upcoming tour dates!) didnt go on until 12.They were the headliners and by the time they went on everyone was so fucking tired that it was just a bummer.I was sad...and tired...and i cried....a lot! *tears stream down my face*

But the good news is is that i met some great people.also, i got to sleep in..again...today.I would tell you all what my plans are for today but sadly i have no idea.Today i figure..ill just sit a wait for something to happen.And of course write my daily blog for you fine people! ; )

Great responses yesterday btw.Keep it up.And be sure to tell your friends about Linds World!And if you havent already signed up on TRIG.....oh my....u better!

heres the link again just in case you forgot.... http://trig.com/lindseyorellano/invite

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RANDOM QUESTIONS AND NOT SO QUESTIONS OF THE DAY!!

Topic:men and women

#1 please continue with man-lingo.

#2What do men talk about when women arnt around?Also,what do you find attractive in women?what do you look for?

#3 Anything women have been misinformed about as far as what men want/like?

#4 Continue the story..

One day a blind,1 legged pirate and his pet elephant went on a walk through the wet lands in search of...............................

add these works somewhere in the story -candy,microwave,beer,elvis,cheese grader, The Chargers.

Guess what time it is Princes!!!Q and A TIME!!

Eze-your a dork. hug?

Pumpkobar says: He`s not being a pussy!He actually wants to witness his brave friend get his Dick pierced!!Also,its not a Price Albert he wants! Its a Jacobs Ladder,goshh *napolean D. voice*
Also, i need to check out Thank you for Smoking!

P masta P-Kobar...Dont get your panties in a bunch.Of course your not being a pussy honey.Like i said...you could be the smart one............................

Thats lovely you want to be there to hold your friends hand when he gets his shlong drilled into.Your a good friend.Oh..and Prince Albert,Jacobs Ladder....same fucking thing..Its still dishonoring your man hood for the sake of the Females.Its still gunna hurt like a bitch...and its still going to leave you high and dry for a few months..if you know what im sayin.

I will check out Thank You for Not Smoking.Ive been wanting to see that movie for a while now.

Cheer up Kondike Bar..Everyone is just giving you a hard time b/c we love you..and b/c you easy. ; )

Hug?

Eze says:Pumpkobar needs to ask me for some candy.

Eze....i will not be handing out any candy any time soon.Its mine!Mine i tell you!Oh and back the fuck off my Pumpkin seed!He needs a hug.And your damn straight your suppose to answer my questions!Your lives depend on it..

Anonymous said:He likes Pumpkobar better.

A-non! and Young Geeeezzzy!: That is so precious of you to stand up for P-shizzle..The world needs more kiss asses like you! ; )

Young Boss...asked:What do you think of the word cuntfuck?"it's supposed to be a diragatory word i invented for when people are just...being cuntfucks".Also he wants to know what his nickname will be." one more bold statement i need to make

rap is the greatest thing ever invented on planet earth. thoughts?"

Donald Trump....You rude ass mother fucker!How dare you say cuntfuck!That is simply unnessisary! I am very upset with you! j/k.Cuntfuck is genius. I quit enjoy the word.I believe it wil go far.Its got great potential.and thank you so much for being so descriptive of the terminology and how to use the word.That was sweet.

Rap is most deff. NOT the greatest thing ever invented on the planet!Personaly..i dont mind rap..but ts just a bunch of words that no one can understand..With dirty rap videos with girls dancing around like sluts.

Enough said.

Im sorry if i offended anyone on that last statement.

young boss=donald trump

Eze:Answered almost all my questions...he didnt however like a cuntbag continue my story.Im sad now.

But cockface is nice. Keep it up.

Yes..hug.

hug?

Iromagaja said: I have a lot of swagger in me but i have a sweet pit!Also,my pics are great and i am sure to find my nich in LA.Than he started talking about Mulligan.I got confused.Then he said eze prob. wouldn give me mulligan but he would...Than i got more confused..then i got scared and cried.

Ironman-What is Mulligans?Beer?I dont know how to respond b/c i dont have a clue what your talking about.Im very affraid....... And if Mulligans is a beer it prob not that yummy b/c ive never had it.Its prob the type of beer that tastes like straight piss.Please help me to understand this..i would like to be able to sleep soundly tonight.And yes pumk is really going to watch his friend get his penis pierced........................creeepy. *in soft secret voice*

Trueblue said:trueblue said...

Well, I don’t want to get beaten with an 8 iron… errrr maybe I do…. Well here are my answers

#1 – A tie…. Lakers & Dodgers

#2 – President Bush has been fairly difficult to swallow during these past few years as we continue to watch our young men & women die, seemingly needlessly, overseas as the conflict (war) in Iraq makes no progress. But enough of that…. Did someone say bush?

#3 – Since the terms seem to be more interesting without the definitions; Power Fade, Dogleg, Up & Down, Plugged, Hole in One, Lip Out & the ever popular stroke play.

#4 – WTF????

#5 – True Romance & 29th Street

#6 – 1. Re-cock-ulous – Man Lindsey from EBSports is re-cock-ulously hot! 2. Assholeface – Kobe is acting like a real assholeface this summer!

Ole Blue... #1 nicebnut you forgot the Chargers
#2 I agree.Nice..And yes eze-cockface did say Bush. I am personaly apposed to any tyoe of Bush.No thank you!

#3 Please explaine these terms.For..they are no good to me if i dont know what they mean ; )

#4 why wtf? Too good to answer this one???asshole.

#5 ill check it out fo sho!mmm hmmm.

#6 Re-cock-ulous! I very much enjoy this word.Great job!Way to play like a winner sport!

Iromagaja: was the only one to finish my story!

YOUR AMAZING! GREAT JOB!YOU GET A GOLD STAR!!!!GREAT STORY! A+

Now lets see what you can do with todays story... dun dun dun

Alright honeys...im tired and spent! I am heading back to bed!yes i said it!Its 3:00 and i am going back to bed!Kiss my ass if you dont like it!

Hope everyone has a fantastic friday!!Party like ROckstars and have a few for me!

XX
Linds

TRIG IT UP!

My Children..

2007-07-19T11:19:00.001-07:00

Good evening!No i am not going to ask how everyone is doing or if you all slept well..b/c i know your all badasses and everything is going FANTASTIC in all your lives..which mean..you slept well.

Now! Today I want all of you to answer some of my questions.And you better! ; )

#1 What is your fav. sports team? --very important question.

#2 Do you like our current president Mr.Bush?? Explaine.

#3 Not really a question..but i would like some answers. What a few golf terms i must know so that i sound like a pro on the golf course.

#4 Non-question---- Finish the short story: 4 nuns walk into a bar naked.The first nun sits on the bar stool and takes out her gameboy.She orders a glass of soy milk._________________continue story.

#5 Fav. movie that i must see.

#6 Teach me some "man talk" lingo. I want details people.

Thats all for today.Their will be more to come.Oh yes...their will be more!

Today is a day where i am just plain lazy.Not the good lazy tho.The type of lazy where you are so use to going and going and now you have nothing to do and are forced to slow down.I dont know what to do with my day.Perhaps visit the old peoples home and pass out non-dairy vegan cookies.Or maybe ill go fly a kite...Yeah... Or maybe ill just sit on my ass down a few.....shots of soy milk..munch on....soy snacks...and be a couch potato.

I do however have an event later this evening that i always get excited about.I am a merch girl for a band called DEAD SEXY (shameless promotion....CHECK EM OUT ON MYSPACE!!).When they have shows I go and sell the shit out of all their merch.Its quite fun.I get to meet a lot of interesting characters.. Also, i get to look like a hard rocker chick for a night..which is a must.

Yep..so thats what my day is looking like so far.

Hope your days are much more eventful than mine will be.

ALright!Its Q and A time children!!

Im gunna start out with my dear friend eze..

He says that when i come to LA we are going to go to the driving range and hit the vroom vroom cart.

Eze-shmeezy....Sure we can go to the driving range and hit the Vroom vroom cart.But while we are at it..ill go ahead a shock the hell out of you with my amazing golfing skills.Ill hit that vroom vroom cart so many times that its gunna look like a tin can thats been hit by thousands of bebe gun shots.Yes suuuuuurrrr!

Doc claims that it will never work out between us b/c im a vegan and he likes his meat.

Well..doctor doo little..That hurts my feelings.I mean...i can still eat artificial meats..and well...arnt you suppose to like me for me?? *looks up with sad puppy eyes*

Go eat your mad cow meats!

You asshole!I dont want you anyway! ; )

Eze....your a dork.
I dig it.

Pumpkobar asked: what is my opinion about men getting their members...also know as Dicks,penises,slongs..etc pierced?(and yes..he did word it exactly like that.. ; ) ) His friend wants to get his pierced because he wants to please the ladies with it.But apparently little boy blue is being a pussy about it.Pumpkobar thinks he would be making a mistake to do it.

Alright Pumpkin patch...My thoughts on the whole Price Albert piercing is that if he wants to put himself through the pain of getting it pierced and no sex until its healed act just to please us ladies...then well good for him!Thats very noble of him!I have never expierenced a Price Albert so i cant comment of how good it feels.But i can tell you that im sure it would spice things up a bit.I say he should go for it.And i think that you p-Kobar are just scared b/c you dont have teh balls to do it. ; )

Or perhaps....your the smart one ; )

OK! Rhino says/asked: He liked the movie Blood Diamonds and that i need to watch it! Also he wants to know what i think of the name Mulva.........

Ri Ri...i have heard great things about Blood Diamond.I have yet to see it however.I will tho for you!Also i think that if anyone had not scene it yet needs to join me! YOU BETTER GO SEE IT!I want full reports on what everyone thinks of it!

The name Mulva is different.I like it.Why do you ask? It sounds like a brand of cereal.

And Rhino...yes, i would cover your ass when your around doc.He`s a frisky one! ;)

Black Mamba: Your a funny mother fucker.Thanks for your lovely kiss ass compliment.

Well chillins..I am off to hit the couch!Let THE DAY OF REST begin!!!

XX
Linds

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2007-07-18T14:12:00.001-07:00

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Do it!

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Cheers!
Linds

Bringing my A Game!

2007-07-18T10:25:00.000-07:00

Good Afternoon all!! Hope we all slept like peacfull little angelic children..

Ok enough with the Cute Crap.I went to be last night with the worst headache ever created by God.I mean...the man upstairs was Deff. trying to punish me for some evil doing. It all started after I returned from the driving range. I mean...... i only hit the guy in the "Vroom Vroom" ball picker upper cart a little over a dozen times.....Its not my fault he kept getting in the way of my perfect swings! (again..excuse the golfer lingo...) And then on my way driving home i only cut off a few unknowing pedestrians.And i swear the finger only went up a couple times.I had a long hard day hitting those little white fuckers at the Driving Range..ya know.I deserved to get to use a little road rage on the american public.Its good for them.

SO when i returned from my little field trip, I wasnt feeling to well. You know when you can just feel the headache coming on.The ones that you have to go to sleep to feel better...Yeah I didnt get that fucking warning!It came full blast!I was attempting to cook a vegan meal...(which wasnt going so well) and as soon as i finished preparing it...I was in so much pain that i just feed it to the dog and went to bed.The past 2 days my cute as can be pooch had been getting to eat my vegan scraps..Looks like he`s joining the band wagon with me.

Anyway, i woke up at about 2 and couldnt go back to sleep.So I stayed up and watched Revenge of the Nerds until i passed out again.

All in all...id say it was a 50/50 day.

Today is going to kick some major ass tho!I can feel it.So far i have slept in late..ate a great healthy breakfast (granola and raisin cereal w/soy milk) and a grapfruit.I have a shoot today,so i will spend the next 2 hrs or so in preparation.Gunna Bring My A Game!

Sooooo children, its time for a little Q and A!!!

Doc asked: why did you choose the veg./vegan lifestyle?

Well Doc-mister, i chose this lifestyle b/c it just makes me feel better.I dont get all full on bad foods and feel like shit after i eat.I feel that everything i take in is good for me.I feel great after im done eating.I look better.Stay leaner.Feel great that ive saved an animal from dying.And also...B/c I just Fucking wanted 2 damnit! ; )

Ryan asked: What fun things are their to do in MO?

Well Ry Ry..The answer to you question is...Not a Fucking thing.I just moved here not to long ago b/c i thought it was a cute lil town and i needed a little quit time.But oh was i wrong!It blows.Thank go im always traveling.Luckly i will be moving to a little town called LA soon to expand my growing modeling career.So far its been great.Now its time to take it to the next level.I hope all of you will stick by me.I need some dedicated fans.That is if you think you can handle it! ; ) Also look for me on the LPGA tour!

Magical asked: What is my bev of choice when i go out partying?

Lord Magic Thing, i have recently chose not to partake in drinking alcho bevs.It beats having a wicked hang over in the morning and a few extra lbs to show for it.ha.But..since this is a recent thing and i am not apposed to drinking on special occasions or events..my bev of choice has been Jager shots,Vodica n Tonics,Red stripe,or long islands.

Magic also asked: What is my fav. band i am listening to currently?

I am always listening to music and new bands.But right now..I really enjoy The Sounds and The Hellicopters.

Alright Magic stick...You also asked: Can you sit and watch a football game...get into it etc..or do you get bord?

Mr.M-A-G-I-C !I may be a chick but i can yell,get rowdy,chug some beers,and bet my ass off when it comes to football!Or any sport for that matter.So No sir..i do not get bord during football games.Im prob more into it than most.

Ok..magic your cut off for now ; )

Ironmagaja----Thanks for the lovely compliments and odd.....story.haha. Kudos! ; )

Gunshot asked: So lindsey what do you know about golf,the lingo..etc?

Well straight shooter, I know what slicing the ball is.I know that i am trying to get as close to the hole...or in the hole as i can.I know that i am suppose to hit the little white ball.I know that it is manditory to drink beer while playing.I know how to drive a golf cart.And i know how to hit.And i know i am suppose to use a golf club.Oh...and its fun.

I expect all of you to help me to perfect my mad golf skills.

Rhino asked: What did you buy at the health food store?

Well Rhinosaurus..or however you spell it...The question is...what didnt i buy at the health food store? I stalked up on everything i could find.Got some soy milk,non dairy ice cream,tofo,tofo chicken,ground beef etc, some frozen veg dinner (all have tasted like ass),some veggies,fruit,etc...basicly anything i could find.

I will deff get some veg snakes tho next time.

ANd yes...you sounds like a prick. However that is a pretty kickass joke.But if you ever/or anyone ever trys to pull that shit on me...ill beat your ass.ha

I will watch Happy Gilmore every day..5 times a day for ya.

Ryan..I will not forget to harness in the good energy and block out the bad.

Smartass.
; )

Topic: Movies

Last night i watched the Last Mimsy.........Crap.
If you have a weak mind and a soft heart..you should deff watch this movie.

Well kiddies...if i forgot to respond to you questions....Bug me to answer them and i will do my very best next time.Keep the questions coming folks.

Hope everyone has a lovely Day.Let me know if anything Crazy happens today.Also,if anyone has any good jokes..Send them my way.I could use a good laugh.

Cheers,

Lindsey

Warning

2007-07-17T15:01:00.000-07:00

WARNING: All questions,comments,random thoughts...will be responded to in tomorrows Blog.I will be brutely Honest and will not hold back.So....... You have been warned.

Again..If their is a topic you would like me to discuss,please dont hesitate to let me know.

GET READY TO HAVE YOUR MINDS BLOWN!

2007-07-17T10:24:00.000-07:00

So..this is my first official blog.Why the lovely people of EBSports wanted me to blabber about my boring life is a mystery to me.If you fall asleep.....well..at least i made some kind of impact on your life.

If at anytime you have questions,concerns,topics you would like me to discuss..write to me and i will take a shot at them.NO topic will be left untangled and undiscussed!!That is my pledge to you.

Alright..lets get to a very serious topic.Movies.

Transformers: Wow...is all i have to say.I think i am the only person on the planet who thought the movie was completely cheezey! Special effects were amazing!Ill give em that.They kid actor from Evan Stevens was fantastic ( i think he is gunna be huge).But....how desperate did hollywood have to be to make Transformers??? Transformers people! I am really sorry if i have upset any big fans..but im just telling it like it is.

OK.

Harry Potter: AMAZING! I am a very huge Harry Potter fan.I always get super excited when a new movie or book comes out.I very much enjoy the fact that they kept all the original cast.Every movie has captured the book to the T.However, this new movie did not.I was very confused and upset.For those of you dorks out there (like myself) who have read the book you will know what im talking about.I would like explanations and names!I intend to write a very mean letter to whom ever was responsible for this monstrosity!But please dont get me wrong..i did love the movie.And the great company i had didnt hurt either : )

Knocked Up: Hilarious!!!!!Go see it!!! 80 thumbs up.And when i say go see it, i mean Go fucking see it!! Ill come hunt you down and do mean things to you if you dont!

* I will continue to check out newly released films and give you feedback (or perhaps warnings) before you have to subject yourself to the movie world.Again,if their is a particular movie you have not yet seen because of a certain something that is holding you back..and would like me to check it out before you have to.......msg me.

Alright, Next topic.Vegans.

I recently ventured into the scarce world of vegans.I must say...it is in a class of its own.I have yet to meet a unkind or un healthy vegan.I just got back from NYC on sunday and that city...ha THE BEST vegetarian/vegan restauraunts on the planet!And not only that, but any store,restaurant that is non-vegetarian has great options to cater to your veg. needs.Now i am back in MO and their is literaly 1 vegetarian restaurant!And i have yet to find a resturant that has vegan options.I did however find a few stores that sell vegan products.But have yet to find a tasty vegan product.When i ventured into this quest,i did not realize that it would be so difficult.But i am up for the challenge and will not give up on my quest to find the perfect route to being a successful,proud vegan!
To be continued....

Next topic.Golf.I have always wanted to learn how to play golf.The right way......Their are a lot of serious golfers in my family and i have always wanted nothing more but to demolish them at a game of golf! Up until recently, i couldnt hit worth a shit.But now...i have been reborn into a kickass hitter(yes i said hitter....i havent learned the golf longo/terminology yet..bare with me).I intend to perfect my craft so that one day my dream of becoming a PGA champion will come true.........(or maybe just kick my family's ass will do).

SO thats it for this evenings FIRST BLOG EVER!!dun dun dun....

Stay Tuned for Tomorrows.

Now im off to the health food store...followed by a trip to the driving range.

Cheers,

Linds ; ) aka Supreme High Ruler

Hey Everybody!

2007-07-13T09:59:00.000-07:00

Hi guys,

This is Lindsey, and welcome to my Official Blog here at EBSports.net. I just wanted to say thank you for stopping by and be sure to leave me comments on my page, let me know what you think, all of that good stuff.

Here are a couple pictures of me, hope you like!