You know what i enjoy?? A good ole European fashioned snack of delicious fruits,a variety of sharp cheeses,and a nice glass of aged wine.mmmm mmmm. I also very much enjoy cereal.... Anything with monsters or cartoons on the box.
Why did i tell you these random little facts? B/C again...i fucking wanted to you re-cock-ulous cuntfucking cockfaces!
SO..last night..The show went well.....but the band DEAD SEXY (again..shameless promotion..Check em out on MYSPACE or TRIG-look for upcoming tour dates!) didnt go on until 12.They were the headliners and by the time they went on everyone was so fucking tired that it was just a bummer.I was sad...and tired...and i cried....a lot! *tears stream down my face*
But the good news is is that i met some great people.also, i got to sleep in..again...today.I would tell you all what my plans are for today but sadly i have no idea.Today i figure..ill just sit a wait for something to happen.And of course write my daily blog for you fine people! ; )
Great responses yesterday btw.Keep it up.And be sure to tell your friends about Linds World!And if you havent already signed up on TRIG.....oh my....u better!
heres the link again just in case you forgot.... http://trig.com/lindseyorellano/invite
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RANDOM QUESTIONS AND NOT SO QUESTIONS OF THE DAY!!
Topic:men and women
#1 please continue with man-lingo.
#2What do men talk about when women arnt around?Also,what do you find attractive in women?what do you look for?
#3 Anything women have been misinformed about as far as what men want/like?
#4 Continue the story..
One day a blind,1 legged pirate and his pet elephant went on a walk through the wet lands in search of...............................
add these works somewhere in the story -candy,microwave,beer,elvis,cheese grader, The Chargers.
Guess what time it is Princes!!!Q and A TIME!!
Eze-your a dork. hug?
Pumpkobar says: He`s not being a pussy!He actually wants to witness his brave friend get his Dick pierced!!Also,its not a Price Albert he wants! Its a Jacobs Ladder,goshh *napolean D. voice*
Also, i need to check out Thank you for Smoking!
P masta P-Kobar...Dont get your panties in a bunch.Of course your not being a pussy honey.Like i said...you could be the smart one............................
Thats lovely you want to be there to hold your friends hand when he gets his shlong drilled into.Your a good friend.Oh..and Prince Albert,Jacobs Ladder....same fucking thing..Its still dishonoring your man hood for the sake of the Females.Its still gunna hurt like a bitch...and its still going to leave you high and dry for a few months..if you know what im sayin.
I will check out Thank You for Not Smoking.Ive been wanting to see that movie for a while now.
Cheer up Kondike Bar..Everyone is just giving you a hard time b/c we love you..and b/c you easy. ; )
Hug?
Eze says:Pumpkobar needs to ask me for some candy.
Eze....i will not be handing out any candy any time soon.Its mine!Mine i tell you!Oh and back the fuck off my Pumpkin seed!He needs a hug.And your damn straight your suppose to answer my questions!Your lives depend on it..
Anonymous said:He likes Pumpkobar better.
A-non! and Young Geeeezzzy!: That is so precious of you to stand up for P-shizzle..The world needs more kiss asses like you! ; )
Young Boss...asked:What do you think of the word cuntfuck?"it's supposed to be a diragatory word i invented for when people are just...being cuntfucks".Also he wants to know what his nickname will be." one more bold statement i need to make
rap is the greatest thing ever invented on planet earth. thoughts?"
Donald Trump....You rude ass mother fucker!How dare you say cuntfuck!That is simply unnessisary! I am very upset with you! j/k.Cuntfuck is genius. I quit enjoy the word.I believe it wil go far.Its got great potential.and thank you so much for being so descriptive of the terminology and how to use the word.That was sweet.
Rap is most deff. NOT the greatest thing ever invented on the planet!Personaly..i dont mind rap..but ts just a bunch of words that no one can understand..With dirty rap videos with girls dancing around like sluts.
Enough said.
Im sorry if i offended anyone on that last statement.
young boss=donald trump
Eze:Answered almost all my questions...he didnt however like a cuntbag continue my story.Im sad now.
But cockface is nice. Keep it up.
Yes..hug.
hug?
Iromagaja said: I have a lot of swagger in me but i have a sweet pit!Also,my pics are great and i am sure to find my nich in LA.Than he started talking about Mulligan.I got confused.Then he said eze prob. wouldn give me mulligan but he would...Than i got more confused..then i got scared and cried.
Ironman-What is Mulligans?Beer?I dont know how to respond b/c i dont have a clue what your talking about.Im very affraid....... And if Mulligans is a beer it prob not that yummy b/c ive never had it.Its prob the type of beer that tastes like straight piss.Please help me to understand this..i would like to be able to sleep soundly tonight.And yes pumk is really going to watch his friend get his penis pierced........................creeepy. *in soft secret voice*
Trueblue said:trueblue said...
Well, I don’t want to get beaten with an 8 iron… errrr maybe I do…. Well here are my answers
#1 – A tie…. Lakers & Dodgers
#2 – President Bush has been fairly difficult to swallow during these past few years as we continue to watch our young men & women die, seemingly needlessly, overseas as the conflict (war) in Iraq makes no progress. But enough of that…. Did someone say bush?
#3 – Since the terms seem to be more interesting without the definitions; Power Fade, Dogleg, Up & Down, Plugged, Hole in One, Lip Out & the ever popular stroke play.
#4 – WTF????
#5 – True Romance & 29th Street
#6 – 1. Re-cock-ulous – Man Lindsey from EBSports is re-cock-ulously hot! 2. Assholeface – Kobe is acting like a real assholeface this summer!
Ole Blue... #1 nicebnut you forgot the Chargers
#2 I agree.Nice..And yes eze-cockface did say Bush. I am personaly apposed to any tyoe of Bush.No thank you!
#3 Please explaine these terms.For..they are no good to me if i dont know what they mean ; )
#4 why wtf? Too good to answer this one???asshole.
#5 ill check it out fo sho!mmm hmmm.
#6 Re-cock-ulous! I very much enjoy this word.Great job!Way to play like a winner sport!
Iromagaja: was the only one to finish my story!
YOUR AMAZING! GREAT JOB!YOU GET A GOLD STAR!!!!GREAT STORY! A+
Now lets see what you can do with todays story... dun dun dun
Alright honeys...im tired and spent! I am heading back to bed!yes i said it!Its 3:00 and i am going back to bed!Kiss my ass if you dont like it!
Hope everyone has a fantastic friday!!Party like ROckstars and have a few for me!
XX
Linds
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About Me
- **Lindsey**
- I believe myself to be genuine.Im deeper than you think.I am a huge smartass and i enjoy dry humor,as well as saying random bs.I dont just talk about doing things...i do them.Im picky about men and who i choose to hang out with.I dont like fake people.second chances...dont believe in them anymore.Unless you are super super super lucky.Music is a big part of my life and without it i believe my world would crumble...Im a very busy person.I am very focused on being succesful in my life..In wherever the wind blows me!
18 comments:
well,,I have to say that this is the first time I have made a woman cry without even actually knowing them! Sorry for that horrendus confusion. (wondering out loud if this could be a talent to persue? lol) Damn....anyway....I figured you would have seen a sign at your driving range that said "no mulligans allowed" and I guess I'll let you find out what they are on your own. because sooner or later you'll need one.
Well since you had to spend so much emotional energy- because of me- I'll finish your one legged pirate riding an elephant in the wetlands story. it might take more than a minute to put all those fucking words in there ! jeez!
you're taking my words out of context.i'm not mad,i'm just sayin.
she's just fuckin around with you, cuntfuck
cockface
First of all -- FUCK the Chargers!
Next, you obviously were not paying attention. It isn't asshole - the proper term is assholeface!
And to finish your story...
And after walking for what seemed like days the pirate decided he was extremely horny. Amazingly enough they ended up in Vegas a short time later. After sitting at a bar drinking a beer, eating some candy, losing a bet on the Chargers, he began to feel like some meat run through a cheese grader. The pirate finally asked the bartender, who was an Elvis impersonator, where he could find a hooker. The bartender went to the microwave, got him a telephone number and told him that he was in for the time of his life.
When she arrived the man asked if she gave good hand jobs. Sure do and the cost $2500. She went to the window and showed the pirate a Ferrari…. And said “you see that Ferrari? I was able to buy that with the money I earned from giving hand jobs. Best ever!” Sure enough – best ever.
The next night he called her back. When she arrived the man asked if she gave good blow jobs. Sure do and they cost $7500. She went to the window and showed the pirate a Steak House restaurant…. And said “you see that restaurant? I was able to buy that with the money I earned from giving blow jobs. Best ever!” Sure enough – best ever.
The next night he called her back. When she arrived the man asked if he how much to hit the punani. She went to the window and showed the pirate the Bellagio…. And said “you see that Casino? If I had a pussy that would be mine!
vegas, chargers, and bj's?
Sounds like a day in the life of a Chargers football player. lol
other than the Chargers thing... I really do love this city! Vegas has been berry berry goood to me!
HOLY SHIT!!!
oh man , Im not normally affraid to go after something like that , but there's really nothing I can do for you now. LOL.
holy shit trueblue! that was schizo! but really good. I have to give you some props. I wasn't really going to be able to do it. So you saved me there.
I do have to make one observation. EBS gets a really hot young woman to write a blog for the readers here and most of the reaction has been of the homosexual nature.?!@#$%? JEEZ ............what in the FUCK?
not all the shit was homo. So my bad.
With all due respect the shit is funny.
But it aint worth a velvet painting of a whale getting it on with a dolphin in this situation?
oh well.
i can't believe you used the word "cuntfuck" in a sentence, that's awesome. you are now officially #1 in my heart taking over eze's spot just for that. congratulations.
now i need to make a few more BOLD STATEMENTS...
pumpkobar's mother makes exquisite pancakes.
mulligans is the best beer.
how do you feel about the old hit and run?
Lil Bush on comedy central is the funniest cuntfucking show on right now.
chargers are garbage.
One Love, Donald Trumph
cookies and milk is the 2nd best thing ever invented on planet earth.
listen you dirty whore, the Chargers are the bomb diggity and all the cool people know it - i.e. - Eze and "Teh Linds"
#1 - Um...all I know is gangsta, thug, nugga talk...but I don't know it as good as you do...you gangsta you.
#2 - We talk about how good the badunkadunk is. lol. Usually sports...and dumbass tv shows, most of the shit chicks don't wanna hear about. And, a sense of humor, by far. Anybody who can Make Teh Funnay = Good.
#3 - Looks aren't everything...wear a sweatshirt and jeans...nothing wrong with that. Don't need a Barbie every day. Just 6 of the 7 days. :\
#4 Continue the story..
One day a blind,1 legged pirate and his pet elephant went on a walk through the wet lands in search of...............................the ultimate vagina. However, due to the elephant getting hungry, the Pirate and decided to cook some candy in the microwave. It melted, so, the Elephant got pissed off, ran away, and made some Mullign Bear...got drunk, and had a fantasy about raping Elvis with a cheese grader while watching the Chargers.
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the only cool thing about the chargers is that they're in san diego.awesome city.oh yeah,LT is also from texas.
the only thing good about the Cowboys is Carrie Underwood.
At least it's better then watching the Spurs and seeing the camera pan to Eva Longoria 93205 times a game.
Oh you had new questions.The Bear was pretty much dead on question number 2.As for me,I like eyes and legs...and asian girls :O.And Southern California has some nice asian women.The Bear is also right in looks aren't everything.Sense of humor is also great even when you get your balls busted by girls like you...oh and one more thing.Can I have some candy?
How many Super Bowls have the Chargers won?
um...the "bear" = eze
just an fyi.
also...it doesn't matter how many Super Bowl's the Chargers won. That's not the point...
:o\
Err...um, at least we have hot chick fans.
Interesting to know.
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