Good evening!No i am not going to ask how everyone is doing or if you all slept well..b/c i know your all badasses and everything is going FANTASTIC in all your lives..which mean..you slept well.
Now! Today I want all of you to answer some of my questions.And you better! ; )
#1 What is your fav. sports team? --very important question.
#2 Do you like our current president Mr.Bush?? Explaine.
#3 Not really a question..but i would like some answers. What a few golf terms i must know so that i sound like a pro on the golf course.
#4 Non-question---- Finish the short story: 4 nuns walk into a bar naked.The first nun sits on the bar stool and takes out her gameboy.She orders a glass of soy milk._________________continue story.
#5 Fav. movie that i must see.
#6 Teach me some "man talk" lingo. I want details people.
Thats all for today.Their will be more to come.Oh yes...their will be more!
Today is a day where i am just plain lazy.Not the good lazy tho.The type of lazy where you are so use to going and going and now you have nothing to do and are forced to slow down.I dont know what to do with my day.Perhaps visit the old peoples home and pass out non-dairy vegan cookies.Or maybe ill go fly a kite...Yeah... Or maybe ill just sit on my ass down a few.....shots of soy milk..munch on....soy snacks...and be a couch potato.
I do however have an event later this evening that i always get excited about.I am a merch girl for a band called DEAD SEXY (shameless promotion....CHECK EM OUT ON MYSPACE!!).When they have shows I go and sell the shit out of all their merch.Its quite fun.I get to meet a lot of interesting characters.. Also, i get to look like a hard rocker chick for a night..which is a must.
Yep..so thats what my day is looking like so far.
Hope your days are much more eventful than mine will be.
ALright!Its Q and A time children!!
Im gunna start out with my dear friend eze..
He says that when i come to LA we are going to go to the driving range and hit the vroom vroom cart.
Eze-shmeezy....Sure we can go to the driving range and hit the Vroom vroom cart.But while we are at it..ill go ahead a shock the hell out of you with my amazing golfing skills.Ill hit that vroom vroom cart so many times that its gunna look like a tin can thats been hit by thousands of bebe gun shots.Yes suuuuuurrrr!
Doc claims that it will never work out between us b/c im a vegan and he likes his meat.
Well..doctor doo little..That hurts my feelings.I mean...i can still eat artificial meats..and well...arnt you suppose to like me for me?? *looks up with sad puppy eyes*
Go eat your mad cow meats!
You asshole!I dont want you anyway! ; )
Eze....your a dork.
I dig it.
Pumpkobar asked: what is my opinion about men getting their members...also know as Dicks,penises,slongs..etc pierced?(and yes..he did word it exactly like that.. ; ) ) His friend wants to get his pierced because he wants to please the ladies with it.But apparently little boy blue is being a pussy about it.Pumpkobar thinks he would be making a mistake to do it.
Alright Pumpkin patch...My thoughts on the whole Price Albert piercing is that if he wants to put himself through the pain of getting it pierced and no sex until its healed act just to please us ladies...then well good for him!Thats very noble of him!I have never expierenced a Price Albert so i cant comment of how good it feels.But i can tell you that im sure it would spice things up a bit.I say he should go for it.And i think that you p-Kobar are just scared b/c you dont have teh balls to do it. ; )
Or perhaps....your the smart one ; )
OK! Rhino says/asked: He liked the movie Blood Diamonds and that i need to watch it! Also he wants to know what i think of the name Mulva.........
Ri Ri...i have heard great things about Blood Diamond.I have yet to see it however.I will tho for you!Also i think that if anyone had not scene it yet needs to join me! YOU BETTER GO SEE IT!I want full reports on what everyone thinks of it!
The name Mulva is different.I like it.Why do you ask? It sounds like a brand of cereal.
And Rhino...yes, i would cover your ass when your around doc.He`s a frisky one! ;)
Black Mamba: Your a funny mother fucker.Thanks for your lovely kiss ass compliment.
Well chillins..I am off to hit the couch!Let THE DAY OF REST begin!!!
XX
Linds
http://trig.com/lindseyorellano/invite ---if you havent already set up an account and became my friend....you better!DO IT!Its the coolest thing to do right now.......
(and people...you copy and paste it. I know some of you got confused.But now you know. ; )
About Me
- **Lindsey**
- I believe myself to be genuine.Im deeper than you think.I am a huge smartass and i enjoy dry humor,as well as saying random bs.I dont just talk about doing things...i do them.Im picky about men and who i choose to hang out with.I dont like fake people.second chances...dont believe in them anymore.Unless you are super super super lucky.Music is a big part of my life and without it i believe my world would crumble...Im a very busy person.I am very focused on being succesful in my life..In wherever the wind blows me!
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my golf skills make Tiger Woods shake in his Nike's. Do not fuck with the Vroom Vroom cart.
I don't think my friend is making a mistake by doing it.But he is being a pussy.I actally want to witness his pain in getting it done.My friends pain is my own pleasure.I didn't use the word member because I was affraid to say dick,I just wanted to use the word member.I do have the balls to do it.I just choose not too.
Oh.It's not the Prince Albert he wants to get.It's the Jacob's Latter.A movie I would suggest is Thank You for Smoking.
does your whole "pumpkinescobar" name not fit on here? lol
and i suggest you ask Lindsey for some Candy...she keeps hiding it all.
oh shit...we're supposed to answer her questions...she'll beat us with her 8 iron if we dont :\
lol.i like pumpkobar better.
hey lindsey, i don't mean to be rude or anything, but what do you think of the term "cuntfuck"? it's supposed to be a diragatory word i invented for when people are just...being cuntfucks.
also, i was interested in seeing what nickname you would give me.
one more bold statement i need to make
rap is the greatest thing ever invented on planet earth. thoughts?
#1 Fav Spots Team - SacraFUCKINmento Kings! Woot woot!
#2 Yes I like Bush, but I have no view on the President. Oh wait, what?
#3 Golf terms to know - Well, not really a term...but there is no speed limit on the golf carts! Fly like a motherfucker!
#4 Um...hug? /inside joke. lol
#5 Young, Hard, and Pierced by Pumpkinskobar.... :o\
#6 I think you already got wind of cuntfuck from the above posts...now I suggest cockface! Very dramatic, yet, useful in tight situations. Example - Fuck you cockface!
Or...
Hit a bad shot on the links - Fuck you cockface ball!!
hug?
lol
You have alot of swagger in you dontchya;)
Trig is cool. thanks for the info on that. I see you have a sweet pit. Your pictures are great too, Im sure you'll find your niche in LA. The only golf "lingo" that I can tell you (and you pry won't need because of your lovely skills): you can take a mulligan in the front and a mulligan on the back ,if your playing for shits and giggles.
Don't ever try to take a mulligan when your playing with someone your trying to impress. This will make you look bad.
In fact don't even suggest that you want to take a mulligan because people will think much less of your golfing skills ................go figure?
(allthough with your looks Im sure you can take as many mulligans as you want) ? I don't know if eze would give you some mulligans but I know I would.
is pumpkobar really writing about watching his "friend" get his dick pierced?!.........jeez........what in the fuck? lol.
Well, I don’t want to get beaten with an 8 iron… errrr maybe I do…. Well here are my answers
#1 – A tie…. Lakers & Dodgers
#2 – President Bush has been fairly difficult to swallow during these past few years as we continue to watch our young men & women die, seemingly needlessly, overseas as the conflict (war) in Iraq makes no progress. But enough of that…. Did someone say bush?
#3 – Since the terms seem to be more interesting without the definitions; Power Fade, Dogleg, Up & Down, Plugged, Hole in One, Lip Out & the ever popular stroke play.
#4 – WTF????
#5 – True Romance & 29th Street
#6 – 1. Re-cock-ulous – Man Lindsey from EBSports is re-cock-ulously hot! 2. Assholeface – Kobe is acting like a real assholeface this summer!
4 nuns walk into a bar naked. The first nun sits on a bar stool and takes out her gameboy.She orders a glass of soy milk. The rest all order Michael Collins Irish whiskey. After throwing back a few whiskies they all start drunkinly talking about their secret lovers! One nun said " I call my lover the dentist. Nobody can drill like he does!"
The second nun giggled and confessed "I call my lover the miner because of his incredible shaft"
The third woman quietly sipped her whisky until a nun had to ask her, "say, what do you call your husband?"
She frowned and said "the postman"
"why the postman?"
"because he always delivers late, and half the time it's in the wrong box!"
the other nuns then felt sorry for the naked unorthodox nun that could be married, and be a naked gameboy playing nun at the same time, because of her unorthodox belief.
The unothodox nun stood up chugged her shot glass of soy milk and slamed down the glass. "thats it you nuns get to have it all . Im losing my religion , and joing your church."
just then a beautiful tall woman had overheard her, came over to her and started caressing her naked breasts and gently toungue kissing the unorthodox nun.
The nun smiles and says" I have had a revelation! I'm getting divorced , losing my religion, and running away with this woman!"...................................................................................................................allright I "tried" to play the game at least so the story goes on.................some other time.
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